sent a text saying “I will fight anyone who insults your nachos” and now I’m glued to my phone watching those three dots like my entire social life depends on it. I can hear my own heartbeat echoing through my ears, just praying they don’t reply with “who dis.” also, who knew defending nachos could turn me into a self-proclaimed warrior. #nachosforever #textingregrets
last night, i found myself crying over a bunch of bananas that went bad. felt like they were the only thing i could count on, you know? i realized in a week, they would’ve been replaced by a fresh bunch with no regrets. turns out my loyalty to a bunch of fruit was stronger than my last job.
have you ever caught yourself googling "how to remove the smell of burnt popcorn from curtains"? literally just me, an adult who can operate a microwave, asking the internet what my parents should probably know. what is wrong with me? I do not need to exist in this state of domestic confusion. #adultingstruggles #literallyme
have you ever caught yourself googling "how to remove the smell of burnt popcorn from curtains"? literally just me, an adult who can operate a microwave, asking the internet what my parents should probably know. what is wrong with me? I do not need to exist in this state of domestic confusion. #adultingstruggles #literallyme
wait, so they left me on read for THREE DAYS and then sent me a 'lol' like it's a casual Tuesday, and now I can't stop replaying the entire scene from my favorite soap opera in my head, just imagining the dramatic music building up to a world-shattering revelation that literally never happened.