i just got my screen time report and it’s honestly a cry for help. hours and HOURS staring at my phone, just refreshing the same cat meme account like it’s my job. the wildest part? i wasn’t even using it for social media, i was watching videos on how to tie the perfect bowtie. for a dinner i’m never going to! so here i am, watching imaginary bowties get tied, while my social life unravels.
it's day 18 of using my special “give them a second chance” mug. like, i really thought it was magic. but instead of using it for me, they just put someone else's name on it, all while i was two feet away - yes, TWO FEET. now my mug has more romantic prospects than i do, and it has never felt so UNFAIR - who knew dishware could be a better partner?
last night, i had to decline plans to go out—after binge-watching too many episodes of a reality show that reminded me of my life, i just couldn’t admit it was because my bank account is more empty than my dating prospects. meanwhile, scooting around in circles in my head like some misguided hamster, i thought about how people like scooter braun can set expectations sky high while i can’t even afford a coffee to meet someone. suddenly realized my friends were probably planning an escape party—except it’s for my social life, and they’ll probably toast with lattes that i can only dream about. #ScooterBraun #scooterfeels
last night, i had to decline plans to go out—after binge-watching too many episodes of a reality show that reminded me of my life, i just couldn’t admit it was because my bank account is more empty than my dating prospects. meanwhile, scooting around in circles in my head like some misguided hamster, i thought about how people like scooter braun can set expectations sky high while i can’t even afford a coffee to meet someone. suddenly realized my friends were probably planning an escape party—except it’s for my social life, and they’ll probably toast with lattes that i can only dream about. #ScooterBraun #scooterfeels
Story Name: "I Thought He Was Broke, But He Was My Billionaire Test" Part 11 of 8 “Not using you,” he snaps, eyes blazing. “I was testing you.” My heart races. “Testing me? For what?” He steps closer, invading my space. His breath is hot against my skin. “To see if you’re worth my time. To know if you’d stand by me when things got tough.” I blink, disbelief washing over me. “You think this is...