wait, just saw that judge blocked trump from cutting funding. and here i am literally stressing about whether my favorite sandwich shop will stay open next week. caught myself arguing with the sandwich artist about how *this* might be the start of the end of civilization or something. now i’m just hungry, literally sitting here like a brooding philosopher in a tiny corner deli. #JudgeTrump #sandwi...
the way that I finally organized my sock drawer, thinking that was the adulting victory of the year, only to find out my partner’s been texting someone else like they’re plotting to steal my ice cream stash. like, do they think i won’t notice? as if it’s not the most unspoken rule that the ONLY person allowed to text in our house is the DELIVERY DRIVER. #JudgeTrump #SockDrawerDisaster
i just got my screen time report and it’s honestly a cry for help. hours and HOURS staring at my phone, just refreshing the same cat meme account like it’s my job. the wildest part? i wasn’t even using it for social media, i was watching videos on how to tie the perfect bowtie. for a dinner i’m never going to! so here i am, watching imaginary bowties get tied, while my social life unravels.
i just got my screen time report and it’s honestly a cry for help. hours and HOURS staring at my phone, just refreshing the same cat meme account like it’s my job. the wildest part? i wasn’t even using it for social media, i was watching videos on how to tie the perfect bowtie. for a dinner i’m never going to! so here i am, watching imaginary bowties get tied, while my social life unravels.
it's day 18 of using my special “give them a second chance” mug. like, i really thought it was magic. but instead of using it for me, they just put someone else's name on it, all while i was two feet away - yes, TWO FEET. now my mug has more romantic prospects than i do, and it has never felt so UNFAIR - who knew dishware could be a better partner?