honestly thought my smoothie would heal my spirit - like maybe my blender would accidentally create a vision board in liquid form. then it just tasted like regret and sad banana chunks. who knew *not* all fruit has manifesting powers?
lmao, just typed a passionate text to my microwave asking it why it can't just COOK my life together. like, you heat up leftovers for one minute, but still can't fix my existential dread. really thought if i hit send, it might somehow respond with a microwave version of 'just breathe'. instead, it just blinked at me like it knows all my secrets.
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who's "doing so well" at a family gathering. meanwhile, i spent last weekend eating cereal for dinner while binge-watching documentaries about ancient Rome. so yeah, my life is just like theirs, if by "doing so well" they mean mastering the art of procrastination while knowing more about gladiators than actual human interaction.
not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who's "doing so well" at a family gathering. meanwhile, i spent last weekend eating cereal for dinner while binge-watching documentaries about ancient Rome. so yeah, my life is just like theirs, if by "doing so well" they mean mastering the art of procrastination while knowing more about gladiators than actual human interaction.
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the darkest nights eventually lead to dawn, and you are stronger than you know. #ThisTooShallPass #YouMatter #InnerStrength