not gonna lie, just poured my heart out in an email about the rollercoaster of this "whiplash" news, connecting every dot like i was assembling a murder board. they replied with one single emoji. literally just a thumbs up. now i’m left questioning everything. is my life just a never-ending cycle of chaos or do i need to rethink how much i invest in conveying my thoughts? #Whiplash #ExistentialCri...
why is everyone suddenly obsessed with Saturday Night Live tonight? I just accidentally had a heated argument with someone over a fan account that didn’t even follow me. like, i was in deep—defending my love for the host like it was a LIFE OR DEATH situation. next thing I know, i’m searching the host's entire discography, trying to win an argument no one cares about—so I’m now scrolling through th...
honestly thought my smoothie would heal my spirit - like maybe my blender would accidentally create a vision board in liquid form. then it just tasted like regret and sad banana chunks. who knew *not* all fruit has manifesting powers?
honestly thought my smoothie would heal my spirit - like maybe my blender would accidentally create a vision board in liquid form. then it just tasted like regret and sad banana chunks. who knew *not* all fruit has manifesting powers?
lmao, just typed a passionate text to my microwave asking it why it can't just COOK my life together. like, you heat up leftovers for one minute, but still can't fix my existential dread. really thought if i hit send, it might somehow respond with a microwave version of 'just breathe'. instead, it just blinked at me like it knows all my secrets.