it’s not that my life isn’t on track. it’s just that my cousin is thriving while i still haven't figured out how to cook instant noodles without burning them. you know, you can't expect a gourmet meal from a master chef who only microwaves. at least my kitchen has character, right?
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day 47 of pretending i don’t notice how my family thinks my ex was the “better one.” like, can we talk about how the “miami weather” was practically foggy with all the drama last summer? i once slipped on a wet floor while we fought about him—seriously, it was so bad the janitor offered me therapy. they can keep talking about “that guy” but at this point, i need a plane ticket out of here, not just for my sanity but for safety—who knows what they’ll dig up next! #MiamiWeather #ExFiles
day 47 of pretending i don’t notice how my family thinks my ex was the “better one.” like, can we talk about how the “miami weather” was practically foggy with all the drama last summer? i once slipped on a wet floor while we fought about him—seriously, it was so bad the janitor offered me therapy. they can keep talking about “that guy” but at this point, i need a plane ticket out of here, not just for my sanity but for safety—who knows what they’ll dig up next! #MiamiWeather #ExFiles
last night, i casually checked my daily horoscope and it said something like, "expect surprises in your personal life." well, surprise! found out my ex is dating my best friend, and like, they’ve been hiding it from me for weeks. like, i literally saw them sharing a drink in public, laughing at jokes that i know would literally make me cringe if i heard them. now, i’m over here contemplating which...