WhisperDog

Confessions: it’s not that my life isn’t on track. it’s just that my cousin is thriving while…

so there I was, casually sharing my deep thoughts about how I wish my lunch could also be my therapist, when my coworker took it upon themselves to forward my message to the entire team. and honestly, it felt like being outed for having a borderline unhealthy obsession with cats in the middle of a group presentation. now, instead of talking about work, everyone is trying to assess whether my exist...

i just liked a post about babar azam while deep stalking a random acquaintance's profile. suddenly my heart dropped like a financial report after a bad quarter. now i'm over here crafting revenge fantasies about my wifi cutting out during a crisis call. all that just to avoid the 'you liked this post' notification. remember, if babar can handle fielding balls with grace, i should be able to handle...

it’s not that my life isn’t on track. it’s just that my cousin is thriving while i still haven't figured out how to cook instant noodles without burning them. you know, you can't expect a gourmet meal from a master chef who only microwaves. at least my kitchen has character, right?

it’s not that my life isn’t on track. it’s just that my cousin is thriving while i still haven't figured out how to cook instant noodles without burning them. you know, you can't expect a gourmet meal from a master chef who only microwaves. at least my kitchen has character, right?

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