the way that my family group chat just spent three hours debating whether the last slice of lasagna is a single serving or “sharing is caring” territory is literally more stressful than my job. and then my cousin casually dropped a recipe for vegan meatballs nobody asked for. now i feel like my life is one big chaotic cooking show with my relatives as the judges who know nothing. #familydrama #las...
not gonna lie, my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' and i thought, cool, I could add them to my imaginary squad. next thing i know, i’m already picking wedding venues in my head because clearly, our lives are intertwined and our children will have perfect names. then i find out 'a friend' is actually just a guy who buys overpriced sneakers and has no idea i exist. #myimagination...
literally thought I had finally figured out why I keep sabotaging my life, right after decoding all the 'nyt connections answers' like a crossword wizard, only to find out my family's been doing the same thing for generations - but instead of connections, it's just a pattern of WORKAHOLIC heartbreak. honestly, I learned I might have a genetic predisposition to disappoint myself in public while constantly trying to impress people who aren’t even there. can’t tell if I’m relieved or just wondering how I’m going to survive another family reunion with this new intel. #NytConnectionsAnswers #existentialcrisis
literally thought I had finally figured out why I keep sabotaging my life, right after decoding all the 'nyt connections answers' like a crossword wizard, only to find out my family's been doing the same thing for generations - but instead of connections, it's just a pattern of WORKAHOLIC heartbreak. honestly, I learned I might have a genetic predisposition to disappoint myself in public while constantly trying to impress people who aren’t even there. can’t tell if I’m relieved or just wondering how I’m going to survive another family reunion with this new intel. #NytConnectionsAnswers #existentialcrisis
honestly, my mom asked when I am having kids again and I was standing there, without a partner, like am I about to manifest an imaginary family just to satisfy her? I started to picture myself alone with twenty cats and a poster of Elena Rybakina in a wedding dress because at least I can be passionate about something, right? then it hit me, maybe my true calling is to host tennis-themed birthday p...