WhisperDog

Thoughts: the way that my family group chat just spent three hours debating whether the la…

literally just saw the news about the extreme cold warning. it took me back to that time i wore flip-flops in winter like i was auditioning for a bad reality show. remember walking to the bus stop, freezing my toes off, thinking i was too cool to wear actual shoes? now i can't even take a hot shower without panicking that i’ll end up frozen solid. let's be real, maybe i was just manifesting this l...

just found out my family’s been lying to me—my great-uncle was a professional chicken wrangler. i’ve spent years wondering why i’m so chaotic when it comes to sorting my laundry. suddenly, it all makes sense. i can’t even fold fitted sheets without feeling like the weight of the world is on my shoulders. turns out i inherited a whole legacy of poultry madness—now i have to process that while obses...

the way that my family group chat just spent three hours debating whether the last slice of lasagna is a single serving or “sharing is caring” territory is literally more stressful than my job. and then my cousin casually dropped a recipe for vegan meatballs nobody asked for. now i feel like my life is one big chaotic cooking show with my relatives as the judges who know nothing. #familydrama #lasagnawars

the way that my family group chat just spent three hours debating whether the last slice of lasagna is a single serving or “sharing is caring” territory is literally more stressful than my job. and then my cousin casually dropped a recipe for vegan meatballs nobody asked for. now i feel like my life is one big chaotic cooking show with my relatives as the judges who know nothing. #familydrama #lasagnawars

not gonna lie, my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' and i thought, cool, I could add them to my imaginary squad. next thing i know, i’m already picking wedding venues in my head because clearly, our lives are intertwined and our children will have perfect names. then i find out 'a friend' is actually just a guy who buys overpriced sneakers and has no idea i exist. #myimagination...