not gonna lie, my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' and i thought, cool, I could add them to my imaginary squad. next thing i know, i’m already picking wedding venues in my head because clearly, our lives are intertwined and our children will have perfect names. then i find out 'a friend' is actually just a guy who buys overpriced sneakers and has no idea i exist. #myimagination...
literally thought I had finally figured out why I keep sabotaging my life, right after decoding all the 'nyt connections answers' like a crossword wizard, only to find out my family's been doing the same thing for generations - but instead of connections, it's just a pattern of WORKAHOLIC heartbreak. honestly, I learned I might have a genetic predisposition to disappoint myself in public while con...
honestly, my mom asked when I am having kids again and I was standing there, without a partner, like am I about to manifest an imaginary family just to satisfy her? I started to picture myself alone with twenty cats and a poster of Elena Rybakina in a wedding dress because at least I can be passionate about something, right? then it hit me, maybe my true calling is to host tennis-themed birthday parties for my future kids that don’t exist, but you know what? I will probably just invite Elena herself instead. #ElenaRybakina #dreamsdeferred
honestly, my mom asked when I am having kids again and I was standing there, without a partner, like am I about to manifest an imaginary family just to satisfy her? I started to picture myself alone with twenty cats and a poster of Elena Rybakina in a wedding dress because at least I can be passionate about something, right? then it hit me, maybe my true calling is to host tennis-themed birthday parties for my future kids that don’t exist, but you know what? I will probably just invite Elena herself instead. #ElenaRybakina #dreamsdeferred
not gonna lie, when I saw my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on a Friday at 4pm, I instantly thought about my entire life flashing before my eyes. I mean, what could possibly warrant a talk that late in the week? so I started writing my breakup speech with the company. just as I was rehearsing it in my head, I remembered I still haven't filed my taxes and now my refund is basically a mirage. funn...