WhisperDog

Confessions: i just spent an hour scrolling through vintage concert posters like they were so…

literally put on my "autumn vibes" sweater just to sweat like a turkey in 90-degree heat ngl. tbh, my life is basically a bad romcom where every scene cuts to me crying over pumpkin spice and summer refusing to leave. idk why I thought a movie called ‘Nuremberg’ would inspire my cozy aesthetic — like, how do I get some fall ambiance without resembling a melted candle? honestly, guess I’ll just hav...

just realized my phone autocorrected "pisa juve game time" into "pizza juvenile crime" and honestly, the way my life is going, I was about to argue that I'd only steal slices... the neighborhood doesn’t even need more people raiding pizzerias. why can't it just stay normal and skip the weird petty crime details? #PisaJuventus #DinnerPlans

i just spent an hour scrolling through vintage concert posters like they were some kind of retirement plan for my nostalgia. like, who do i think i am? some kind of hipster with a coffee farm? i ended up rewatching an ancient music documentary because it was easier than finding out what year i last washed my favorite band t-shirt. here i am, living proof that if you stare into the past long enough, it might just stare back and remind you how far you’ve fallen into the abyss of indecision. #nostalgia #quarterlifecrisis

i just spent an hour scrolling through vintage concert posters like they were some kind of retirement plan for my nostalgia. like, who do i think i am? some kind of hipster with a coffee farm? i ended up rewatching an ancient music documentary because it was easier than finding out what year i last washed my favorite band t-shirt. here i am, living proof that if you stare into the past long enough, it might just stare back and remind you how far you’ve fallen into the abyss of indecision. #nostalgia #quarterlifecrisis

just found out they got four feet of snow in tahoe after the holiday storms. somehow, my only plan for the week was to go sledding down a flight of stairs because I couldn't think of anything else. guess that’s not happening unless I want my house to become the new blizzard headquarters. #BlizzardWarning #SnowboundLife