i pay for six streaming services—each promising the entertainment of a thousand suns—and yet here i am, scrolling through the same three documentaries about people who collect dental floss like it’s gold… this is my life now—scrolling while wondering if maybe i’d be better off organizing my sock drawer, but only the left socks because that feels like a challenge, right?
it's not that i don’t like that catchy song, it's just that i'm convinced it holds my brain hostage and only lets me out for snacks... last week i was in line at the grocery store, humming it to the cashier like a desperate melody hostage negotiator. honestly, by the time i walked out, i was trying to figure out how to pay them in interpretive dance to get free therapy for this torture! #stuckinth...
literally put on my "autumn vibes" sweater just to sweat like a turkey in 90-degree heat ngl. tbh, my life is basically a bad romcom where every scene cuts to me crying over pumpkin spice and summer refusing to leave. idk why I thought a movie called ‘Nuremberg’ would inspire my cozy aesthetic — like, how do I get some fall ambiance without resembling a melted candle? honestly, guess I’ll just have to enjoy watching that trial and sipping my iced pumpkin spice latte instead. #Nuremberg #FallFails
literally put on my "autumn vibes" sweater just to sweat like a turkey in 90-degree heat ngl. tbh, my life is basically a bad romcom where every scene cuts to me crying over pumpkin spice and summer refusing to leave. idk why I thought a movie called ‘Nuremberg’ would inspire my cozy aesthetic — like, how do I get some fall ambiance without resembling a melted candle? honestly, guess I’ll just have to enjoy watching that trial and sipping my iced pumpkin spice latte instead. #Nuremberg #FallFails
just realized my phone autocorrected "pisa juve game time" into "pizza juvenile crime" and honestly, the way my life is going, I was about to argue that I'd only steal slices... the neighborhood doesn’t even need more people raiding pizzerias. why can't it just stay normal and skip the weird petty crime details? #PisaJuventus #DinnerPlans