just realized my phone autocorrected "pisa juve game time" into "pizza juvenile crime" and honestly, the way my life is going, I was about to argue that I'd only steal slices... the neighborhood doesn’t even need more people raiding pizzerias. why can't it just stay normal and skip the weird petty crime details? #PisaJuventus #DinnerPlans
i just spent an hour scrolling through vintage concert posters like they were some kind of retirement plan for my nostalgia. like, who do i think i am? some kind of hipster with a coffee farm? i ended up rewatching an ancient music documentary because it was easier than finding out what year i last washed my favorite band t-shirt. here i am, living proof that if you stare into the past long enough...
just found out they got four feet of snow in tahoe after the holiday storms. somehow, my only plan for the week was to go sledding down a flight of stairs because I couldn't think of anything else. guess that’s not happening unless I want my house to become the new blizzard headquarters. #BlizzardWarning #SnowboundLife
just found out they got four feet of snow in tahoe after the holiday storms. somehow, my only plan for the week was to go sledding down a flight of stairs because I couldn't think of anything else. guess that’s not happening unless I want my house to become the new blizzard headquarters. #BlizzardWarning #SnowboundLife
it's not that i don’t recognize them, it’s just that seeing someone from the gym in the wild felt like running into Bigfoot... i’m standing there thinking, “wow, you actually have limbs that aren’t covered in sweatbands and protein shake stains?” ... still can’t remember their name, but at least i know they have a great face for anonymity. #GymLife #WhoDis