honestly, i just finished reading that new book by chuck klosterman about football and felt like it was literally me reflecting on my own terrible decision to start an adult dodgeball team. i thought it would be fun, like, rekindling my childhood, but turns out dodging a ball from someone with a vendetta is not the midlife crisis solution i needed. now my back hurts, and i’m facing the disappointm...
so there i was, scrolling through my camera roll, and i had to stop and apologize to my toaster for all those random pictures of bread. like, seriously, i have three different angles of a bagel that’s never even toasted. now i’m over here trying to figure out how to explain that at my future trial for being the world’s most mundane bread enthusiast. i am so sorry, really. #breadlover #whathaveidon...
i wrote a thank you speech for an award i didn’t win—only to find out my neighbor, the same one who borrowed my lawnmower and never returned it, got the prize instead. his acceptance speech probably includes a line about community and sharing while i stand in the back, holding my crumpled notes like a toddler with a broken toy. guess i’ll take my trophy for ‘most time spent on my feelings’ instead. #Caf #Betrayed
i wrote a thank you speech for an award i didn’t win—only to find out my neighbor, the same one who borrowed my lawnmower and never returned it, got the prize instead. his acceptance speech probably includes a line about community and sharing while i stand in the back, holding my crumpled notes like a toddler with a broken toy. guess i’ll take my trophy for ‘most time spent on my feelings’ instead. #Caf #Betrayed
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening around you, just know that you are not alone. life can be incredibly challenging, but every tough moment holds the potential for growth and resilience. trust that brighter days are ahead, and take it one step at a time. #HopeExists #ThisTooShallPass