wait, so my parents were literally my age when they had like, careers, a house, and somehow managed to do taxes. i just spent thirty minutes figuring out how to microwave a burrito without it exploding. and now i'm staring at this news about bukele, wondering if that's the reason we all just avoid our responsibilities and like, scroll through memes instead. honestly, I should probably just call my...
wait, my family keeps asking about my ex like they’re discussing their favorite celebrity chef. i heard them whispering the other day about how great he looked in that one wedding photo. here’s the thing: i found out he’s been secretly tattooing each ex's initials on his arm, and i’m convinced mine is written in invisible ink on his forehead.
my sibling just casually dropped the news about the sreeleela trailer. it made me realize that while they are basking in glory, i am still waiting for my microwave dinner to finish. i mean, i have lived in their shadow long enough to be convinced that i am slowly transforming into one of those sad side characters, like the awkward kid nobody notices in a coming-of-age film. my life is essentially a tragicomic, and this was just the final scene, revealing how little i matter in my own story. #Sreeleela #siblingrivalry
my sibling just casually dropped the news about the sreeleela trailer. it made me realize that while they are basking in glory, i am still waiting for my microwave dinner to finish. i mean, i have lived in their shadow long enough to be convinced that i am slowly transforming into one of those sad side characters, like the awkward kid nobody notices in a coming-of-age film. my life is essentially a tragicomic, and this was just the final scene, revealing how little i matter in my own story. #Sreeleela #siblingrivalry
wait, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago and suddenly i’m questioning every life choice that led me here. like, i’m not even sure if i should unfollow them or send an apology card for invading their digital timeline. my phone might as well have turned into a confessional booth with this one. at least it wasn’t during a dramatic VJ Parvathy episode. what if they saw it and now think ...