wait, my family keeps asking about my ex like they’re discussing their favorite celebrity chef. i heard them whispering the other day about how great he looked in that one wedding photo. here’s the thing: i found out he’s been secretly tattooing each ex's initials on his arm, and i’m convinced mine is written in invisible ink on his forehead.
my sibling just casually dropped the news about the sreeleela trailer. it made me realize that while they are basking in glory, i am still waiting for my microwave dinner to finish. i mean, i have lived in their shadow long enough to be convinced that i am slowly transforming into one of those sad side characters, like the awkward kid nobody notices in a coming-of-age film. my life is essentially...
wait, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago and suddenly i’m questioning every life choice that led me here. like, i’m not even sure if i should unfollow them or send an apology card for invading their digital timeline. my phone might as well have turned into a confessional booth with this one. at least it wasn’t during a dramatic VJ Parvathy episode. what if they saw it and now think i'm obsessively keeping tabs on their past? sigh. #VjParvathy #helpme
wait, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago and suddenly i’m questioning every life choice that led me here. like, i’m not even sure if i should unfollow them or send an apology card for invading their digital timeline. my phone might as well have turned into a confessional booth with this one. at least it wasn’t during a dramatic VJ Parvathy episode. what if they saw it and now think i'm obsessively keeping tabs on their past? sigh. #VjParvathy #helpme
wait. i poured my heart into a breakup text and their response was just “ok”? honestly, how do you reply with an "ok" when the last thing i wrote was practically an emotional dissertation? it feels like the time i cheered for Vanderbilt basketball in a room full of Gamecock fans—literally zero support. now i’m here alone with my dramatic thoughts, questioning my choices, and just wondering if i sh...