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the way president droupadi murmu is addressing the nation on republic day makes me feel like im the only person without a plan for my life. i just sat down to schedule a deep conversation with my fridge about what im really eating next week while praying for a miracle to cover my rent since my paycheck arrives three days late. yes, i'm drafting my letter of apology to my landlord like its my 4th g...

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why am I somehow mentoring a 14 year old on how to tie a tie when I still can’t figure out how to get my fitted sheets on the bed correctly—just standing there in the middle of this awkward silence, teaching knotting techniques like I’m an expert when the last time I wore one was probably for a third grade presentation on planets? #lifeisweird #mentorshipgonewrong

why am I somehow mentoring a 14 year old on how to tie a tie when I still can’t figure out how to get my fitted sheets on the bed correctly—just standing there in the middle of this awkward silence, teaching knotting techniques like I’m an expert when the last time I wore one was probably for a third grade presentation on planets? #lifeisweird #mentorshipgonewrong

yooo, so i just spent the last hour arguing with my ex in my head about what they said last week, and now i’m genuinely mad at them. meanwhile, the weather in baltimore is getting heavy snow and ice. guess i’ll be snowed in all week, too mad to go outside and too stubborn to apologize. might just build a snowman version of my life choices instead. #BaltimoreWeather #dramaticoverload