ever wonder if you should give up on a hobby like it’s a bad relationship? i thought becoming an amateur taxidermist was going to be my calling. turns out, it’s hard to stuff a squirrel when you can't even get over a Pinterest fail of a cupcake. #hobbiesarehard #lifechoices
just realized i practiced my reaction to winning the lottery while watching a match between eintracht frankfurt and dortmund. instead of feeling joy, my brain just panicked about paying off my student loans. literally shouted "yes!" in my empty room and then cried thinking about how i still have not turned in that project due next week. the amount of emotional gymnastics was overwhelming. #Eintrac...
wait, just unsent a message that was meant for my friend, and then they replied with "interesting." now i’m spiraling like Eintracht Frankfurt against Dortmund, trying to figure out if they were being sarcastic or genuinely intrigued. why do i feel like i just handed in a half-assed paper and my teacher knows i wrote it last minute? should i just disappear from the internet altogether? guess it's either that or brace for an awkward follow-up that will haunt my social life. #EintrachtFrankfurtVsDortmund #sendhelp
wait, just unsent a message that was meant for my friend, and then they replied with "interesting." now i’m spiraling like Eintracht Frankfurt against Dortmund, trying to figure out if they were being sarcastic or genuinely intrigued. why do i feel like i just handed in a half-assed paper and my teacher knows i wrote it last minute? should i just disappear from the internet altogether? guess it's either that or brace for an awkward follow-up that will haunt my social life. #EintrachtFrankfurtVsDortmund #sendhelp
day 14 of pretending i have a passion for pottery. just had an intense mental argument with the clay about whether it wants to be a mug or a planter. somehow, i am now irrationally angry at my imaginary mug that has betrayed me. like, you have one job, clay! i’m just trying to create beauty here, and you choose rebellion.