just found out the director of that new yash movie is getting trolled for saying "female pleasure," and i literally realized that the last time i experienced any form of pleasure was the last time i finished a gaming marathon by myself. now i’m overthinking whether my love life is a glitch or a permanent bug in the system. like, can we fix the toxic relationships before we tackle the real life iss...
ever wonder if you should give up on a hobby like it’s a bad relationship? i thought becoming an amateur taxidermist was going to be my calling. turns out, it’s hard to stuff a squirrel when you can't even get over a Pinterest fail of a cupcake. #hobbiesarehard #lifechoices
just realized i practiced my reaction to winning the lottery while watching a match between eintracht frankfurt and dortmund. instead of feeling joy, my brain just panicked about paying off my student loans. literally shouted "yes!" in my empty room and then cried thinking about how i still have not turned in that project due next week. the amount of emotional gymnastics was overwhelming. #EintrachtFrankfurtVsDortmund #existentialcrisis
just realized i practiced my reaction to winning the lottery while watching a match between eintracht frankfurt and dortmund. instead of feeling joy, my brain just panicked about paying off my student loans. literally shouted "yes!" in my empty room and then cried thinking about how i still have not turned in that project due next week. the amount of emotional gymnastics was overwhelming. #EintrachtFrankfurtVsDortmund #existentialcrisis
wait, just unsent a message that was meant for my friend, and then they replied with "interesting." now i’m spiraling like Eintracht Frankfurt against Dortmund, trying to figure out if they were being sarcastic or genuinely intrigued. why do i feel like i just handed in a half-assed paper and my teacher knows i wrote it last minute? should i just disappear from the internet altogether? guess it's ...