not gonna lie, i just moved cities for a person who left three months later, and now i’m sitting at home watching the OPM operating status notifications like it’s a soap opera about my life choices. if only the snow could cover my shame too. so now, while schools and offices are closed, i'm debating whether to order in a pity dinner or just scroll through our old texts. my life is like one long dr...
it's not that I'm in the middle of my parents' divorce mediation, it's just that I accidentally became the FAMILY THERAPIST because I keep reminding them that neither of them can handle spicy food. imagine me, wearing my dad's oversized shirt, fanning myself while they argue about the custody of the blender. I’ve given up on my own sanity; my ultimate goal is to mediate until I can take both their...
i just scheduled a reminder for the exact minute my paycheck hits because my plants need encouragement—there’s no way my 37 succulents will believe i’m responsible enough to pay rent if i’m broke right now. #plantparentproblems #financialdilemmas
i just scheduled a reminder for the exact minute my paycheck hits because my plants need encouragement—there’s no way my 37 succulents will believe i’m responsible enough to pay rent if i’m broke right now. #plantparentproblems #financialdilemmas
so there i was, scrolling my phone, and BAM my friend posts a picture with my ex. but it’s not just a regular picture. no, they’re making goofy snow angels in a pile of snow. i had just finished watching videos of the snow chaos in kashmir, thinking about how those tourists were stranded and praying they at least had Wi-Fi. turns out, my ex is living their best life without me while i’m here conte...