its not that i need the early payments, its just... i accidentally sent a desperate text about needing funds to my whole family instead of just my mom. i could almost hear my aunt laughing at my plea for help. now they think im this complete mess, which, to be fair, i kind of am, but still! thanks to those early checks, i might just get to play it cool while pretending i didn’t just ask for money ...
you know what’s wild? I keep picking the same hideous shirt at thrift stores, and I’m not talking about a classic ‘I love pizza’ tee. I’m talking about an oversized, neon, graphic masterpiece that looks like it survived a rave from the nineties. can you believe it? every time I wear it, my friends raise eyebrows and act like I’m about to step on a runway. am I just a visionary or does no one else ...
just realized my ‘best friend’ is like that one convenience store that only stocks items when it's almost closing time. i mean, they’ll pop up in my messages for a favor, then ghost me until they need my leftover snacks from the ‘good’ party last weekend. i think i’m running a charity for emotionally unavailable grocery items instead of a friendship. #friendswithbenefits #snackstalker
just realized my ‘best friend’ is like that one convenience store that only stocks items when it's almost closing time. i mean, they’ll pop up in my messages for a favor, then ghost me until they need my leftover snacks from the ‘good’ party last weekend. i think i’m running a charity for emotionally unavailable grocery items instead of a friendship. #friendswithbenefits #snackstalker
the way that solana sierra is over here making moves and i'm just sitting here accidentally sending screenshots of my grocery list to my crush like “hey, just thought you should know i need eggplant and a therapy session.” no because now he thinks my priorities are totally unhinged, and i can’t even blame him for ghosting me after that. so really, am i the one spiraling, or is he missing out? #Sol...