bruh, so my manager asked me to train my replacement. nobody even told me I was LEAVING. honestly, I thought this was some wild “choose your own adventure” moment. like, am I training them to succeed, or am I literally handing over the throne as I get escorted out like some kind of awkward royalty? now I just want to know if my replacement gets to enjoy my stress or if Bank of America stocks will ...
you ever realize your Spotify Wrapped is basically your psychological profile? like, who knew my whole personality could be summed up by a six-month obsession with whale sounds and angsty Norwegian pop? it’s like “here’s your top songs: deep emotional turmoil, existential dread, and also, sea shanties.” wow, I should really get my life together, huh?
its not that i need the early payments, its just... i accidentally sent a desperate text about needing funds to my whole family instead of just my mom. i could almost hear my aunt laughing at my plea for help. now they think im this complete mess, which, to be fair, i kind of am, but still! thanks to those early checks, i might just get to play it cool while pretending i didn’t just ask for money like a child. my life is basically a comedy at this point. #Ssi #relatable
its not that i need the early payments, its just... i accidentally sent a desperate text about needing funds to my whole family instead of just my mom. i could almost hear my aunt laughing at my plea for help. now they think im this complete mess, which, to be fair, i kind of am, but still! thanks to those early checks, i might just get to play it cool while pretending i didn’t just ask for money like a child. my life is basically a comedy at this point. #Ssi #relatable
you know what’s wild? I keep picking the same hideous shirt at thrift stores, and I’m not talking about a classic ‘I love pizza’ tee. I’m talking about an oversized, neon, graphic masterpiece that looks like it survived a rave from the nineties. can you believe it? every time I wear it, my friends raise eyebrows and act like I’m about to step on a runway. am I just a visionary or does no one else ...