you ever realize your Spotify Wrapped is basically your psychological profile? like, who knew my whole personality could be summed up by a six-month obsession with whale sounds and angsty Norwegian pop? it’s like “here’s your top songs: deep emotional turmoil, existential dread, and also, sea shanties.” wow, I should really get my life together, huh?
its not that i need the early payments, its just... i accidentally sent a desperate text about needing funds to my whole family instead of just my mom. i could almost hear my aunt laughing at my plea for help. now they think im this complete mess, which, to be fair, i kind of am, but still! thanks to those early checks, i might just get to play it cool while pretending i didn’t just ask for money ...
you know what’s wild? I keep picking the same hideous shirt at thrift stores, and I’m not talking about a classic ‘I love pizza’ tee. I’m talking about an oversized, neon, graphic masterpiece that looks like it survived a rave from the nineties. can you believe it? every time I wear it, my friends raise eyebrows and act like I’m about to step on a runway. am I just a visionary or does no one else see how this bad boy truly goes with my socks and sandals look? I mean, what’s life without a little cringe, right?
you know what’s wild? I keep picking the same hideous shirt at thrift stores, and I’m not talking about a classic ‘I love pizza’ tee. I’m talking about an oversized, neon, graphic masterpiece that looks like it survived a rave from the nineties. can you believe it? every time I wear it, my friends raise eyebrows and act like I’m about to step on a runway. am I just a visionary or does no one else see how this bad boy truly goes with my socks and sandals look? I mean, what’s life without a little cringe, right?
just realized my ‘best friend’ is like that one convenience store that only stocks items when it's almost closing time. i mean, they’ll pop up in my messages for a favor, then ghost me until they need my leftover snacks from the ‘good’ party last weekend. i think i’m running a charity for emotionally unavailable grocery items instead of a friendship. #friendswithbenefits #snackstalker