just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they want me to critique their playlist. like, literally the only time my phone buzzes is when they send a three-hour Spotify link titled “Vibes for Crying Alone in the Shower.” honestly, it's starting to feel like I'm the designated Emotional Support Algorithm. next time, I might just respond with, “try throwing in a sad trumpet solo, it really gets ...
honestly, i spent two hours crafting this elaborate plan to use my knitting skills for a community charity project. you know, like donating blankets and scarves? sent out this heartfelt message to the group. and all i got back was a single thumbs-up emoji. just ONE emoji. now i'm sitting here, wondering if i should triple text about all the beautiful patterns we could create, or just assume someon...
not gonna lie, my neighbor just gave me their snowblower because they saw me struggle with a shovel last week. now i'm sitting in my driveway, looking like a wannabe professional while everyone's inside, judging me like i'm preparing for the Olympics. of course, as i finally start getting the hang of it, i check LinkedIn and see my job was posted. so here i am, snow-free but job-less, with just me and my very public meltdown to show for it. #IsThereSchoolToday #SnowFail
not gonna lie, my neighbor just gave me their snowblower because they saw me struggle with a shovel last week. now i'm sitting in my driveway, looking like a wannabe professional while everyone's inside, judging me like i'm preparing for the Olympics. of course, as i finally start getting the hang of it, i check LinkedIn and see my job was posted. so here i am, snow-free but job-less, with just me and my very public meltdown to show for it. #IsThereSchoolToday #SnowFail
it's 2:16 pm and I just remembered I was supposed to return my friend’s prosthetic leg THREE weeks ago. like, I didn’t even know if I was being a bad friend or just too caught up in my own HEAD, but I actually thought it was a STRANGE plant stand. now I gotta have a heart-to-heart while presenting them with their "new decor." that’s how I learn about balance, I guess.