honestly, i spent two hours crafting this elaborate plan to use my knitting skills for a community charity project. you know, like donating blankets and scarves? sent out this heartfelt message to the group. and all i got back was a single thumbs-up emoji. just ONE emoji. now i'm sitting here, wondering if i should triple text about all the beautiful patterns we could create, or just assume someon...
not gonna lie, my neighbor just gave me their snowblower because they saw me struggle with a shovel last week. now i'm sitting in my driveway, looking like a wannabe professional while everyone's inside, judging me like i'm preparing for the Olympics. of course, as i finally start getting the hang of it, i check LinkedIn and see my job was posted. so here i am, snow-free but job-less, with just me...
it's 2:16 pm and I just remembered I was supposed to return my friend’s prosthetic leg THREE weeks ago. like, I didn’t even know if I was being a bad friend or just too caught up in my own HEAD, but I actually thought it was a STRANGE plant stand. now I gotta have a heart-to-heart while presenting them with their "new decor." that’s how I learn about balance, I guess.
it's 2:16 pm and I just remembered I was supposed to return my friend’s prosthetic leg THREE weeks ago. like, I didn’t even know if I was being a bad friend or just too caught up in my own HEAD, but I actually thought it was a STRANGE plant stand. now I gotta have a heart-to-heart while presenting them with their "new decor." that’s how I learn about balance, I guess.
wait, so I just found out there might be a government shutdown, right? like, I barely have time to remember to pay my rent, let alone track my taxes. the last time I had to figure out my taxes, I nearly set my entire living room on fire trying to make space for receipts—guess what? I had to apologize to my roommate for that mess, but honestly, I think they’d rather forget I exist than have to witn...