it's not that i'm obsessed with the latest tech news, it's just that my family's group chat decided to dive deep into "who is this jensen huang?" while my grandma keeps texting me recipes for vegan lasagna that are literally the most complicated things ever. meanwhile, i'm stuck googling symptoms after every meal she insists i try, convinced i have a rare vegetable allergy. and just as i'm about t...
yooo, saw that news about the BPSC teacher and it hit me hard. just last week, i had to dig through my old photos for something... let’s just say they could probably indict me. who needs evidence of family BBQs when you have 37 screenshots of recipes i swore i’d try but never will—like, did i think it was a cooking show audition? meanwhile, my kitchen looks like it was never blessed by culinary go...
just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they want me to critique their playlist. like, literally the only time my phone buzzes is when they send a three-hour Spotify link titled “Vibes for Crying Alone in the Shower.” honestly, it's starting to feel like I'm the designated Emotional Support Algorithm. next time, I might just respond with, “try throwing in a sad trumpet solo, it really gets the feels flowing.”
just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they want me to critique their playlist. like, literally the only time my phone buzzes is when they send a three-hour Spotify link titled “Vibes for Crying Alone in the Shower.” honestly, it's starting to feel like I'm the designated Emotional Support Algorithm. next time, I might just respond with, “try throwing in a sad trumpet solo, it really gets the feels flowing.”
honestly, i spent two hours crafting this elaborate plan to use my knitting skills for a community charity project. you know, like donating blankets and scarves? sent out this heartfelt message to the group. and all i got back was a single thumbs-up emoji. just ONE emoji. now i'm sitting here, wondering if i should triple text about all the beautiful patterns we could create, or just assume someon...