wait, just got the news about the mayor—now I’m having a full-blown identity crisis. I’ve been loyally helping my company meet its targets while silently crying at my desk over how they could swap me out for a potted plant. my barista knows my order, but my boss doesn’t even remember my last name. great. #ChicagoTribune #existentialcrisis
no because i just learned that my family's secret sauce recipe was taken from a chain restaurant menu. 20 years of nostalgia just dissolved in my mouth. now every time i hear the words "Jindal Saw" i can't help but think about how everything I ever tasted was just... blandly unoriginal—this revelation hit harder than when my coworker casually mentioned their $50-a-plate restaurant job. i think i n...
the way that my mom asked when im having kids like i can just summon a partner from the void. i’m still over here struggling to remember if i turned off the stove this morning, but sure, let’s talk about offspring. like, is it too late to just say “i’m raising my vibrational energy”?
the way that my mom asked when im having kids like i can just summon a partner from the void. i’m still over here struggling to remember if i turned off the stove this morning, but sure, let’s talk about offspring. like, is it too late to just say “i’m raising my vibrational energy”?
why is my manager scheduling a ‘quick chat’ on a friday at 4pm? the only thing that is QUICK about this is my sanity slipping away. honestly, i’m imagining a dramatic plot twist where he reveals he's been secretly in love with me this whole time. then i check today's wordle hints and it hits me—my dreams are literally more plausible than the reality of a ‘quick chat’ leading to romance. stay tuned...