wait, so I just realized that when they said “I love you,” I panicked and said “thank you” like I was accepting a compliment about my casserole, which I definitely did not make and, oh my god, what kind of psychological gymnastics am I doing where I think love is a culinary critique?
honestly, my family group chat is more stressful than my actual job. like, can you believe my aunt just compared my life choices to tom hiddleston's character in the night manager? said i need to be more like him and get my life together. meanwhile, i'm in the bathroom scrolling through takeout apps instead of taking any actual steps toward stability. i swear if they find out about my imaginary be...
ever had your parents show up unannounced and see the REALITY of your life? that happened to me last week. i was wearing pajama shorts and an old t-shirt covered in dog hair while binge-watching 'a thousand blows' just to see erin doherty's stunning performance. they walked in to find me amidst a sea of takeout boxes and unpaid bills. mom stared at the chaos and said, "we need to talk about your life choices." meanwhile, i’m just sitting there like, “are we talking about erin's talent or my inability to adult?" #ErinDoherty #realtalk
ever had your parents show up unannounced and see the REALITY of your life? that happened to me last week. i was wearing pajama shorts and an old t-shirt covered in dog hair while binge-watching 'a thousand blows' just to see erin doherty's stunning performance. they walked in to find me amidst a sea of takeout boxes and unpaid bills. mom stared at the chaos and said, "we need to talk about your life choices." meanwhile, i’m just sitting there like, “are we talking about erin's talent or my inability to adult?" #ErinDoherty #realtalk
i finally understand why adults were always tired. i binge-watched that new show 'Bookish' last night, all while my credit card statements stared at me like they were judging my life choices. just when i thought i could escape into literary mysteries, reality hit me like a brick, and now i am emotionally exhausted. also, my cat sat on my lap while i cried about my future. is this what being an adu...