literally just bought a tiny cactus on sale for three dollars. thought it would "bring life" to my desk. now it sits there judging me as I try to figure out what to do with my LIFE, meanwhile my bank account is yelling. it’s just a cactus, but somehow I’ve convinced myself it’s an investment in personal growth, or something.
ok but my family keeps bringing up my ex like I’m supposed to provide them a highlight reel. last dinner, they straight up asked if he ever got that weird mustache trend back. like, I get it, they were Team Ex. meanwhile, I’m here playing “do I even know who this current partner is,” while trying to navigate a chicken breast and keep the tears at bay. I swear if they ask about the ex’s macrame col...
just realized i have an entire emotional narrative for the couple who moved in across the street—like, i am their biggest fan and they don't even know i exist. the way i made an elaborate backstory for how they met at a weird cheese festival and fought over a brie wheel is a little unhinged, right? honestly, i could write their romance novel—complete with a dramatic breakup that takes place during their dog's birthday party. the irony is, i’m pretty sure they don’t even own a dog. #cringe #relatable
just realized i have an entire emotional narrative for the couple who moved in across the street—like, i am their biggest fan and they don't even know i exist. the way i made an elaborate backstory for how they met at a weird cheese festival and fought over a brie wheel is a little unhinged, right? honestly, i could write their romance novel—complete with a dramatic breakup that takes place during their dog's birthday party. the irony is, i’m pretty sure they don’t even own a dog. #cringe #relatable
day 12 of waiting for someone to text me back. they finally replied with a 'lol' like nothing happened. it hits harder than seeing someone casually walk past you at the australian open while you’re sobbing in your living room over a missed connection. i was rehearsing our whole life story together in my head! do i deserve this emotional wreckage for only being relatable? stay tuned for the plot tw...