just texted my crush about how i think 'The Marvels' is gonna change my life. now i’m staring at the three dots like they’re about to reveal a dark family secret. my heart’s racing faster than my emotions did when i realized i watched the trailer five times, crying like a toddler in a toy store. if they leave me on read, i might just manifest my own villain origin story. #TheMarvelsFansWeighInOnTh...
ever try to befriend your neighbor over the fence while they are CLEARLY just trying to cut their lawn in peace? i have spent an entire summer practicing my 'oh hi!' waves and casual garden chat, while they respond with head nods and pure silence. last week, they finally looked up and said, "can i help you?" and in a moment of sheer PANIC, i asked if they wanted to join my weekly solo charcuterie ...
not gonna lie, i’ve been thinking about running away to bangor airport. not because of a flight, but because my best friend just blabbed my secret to someone who doesn’t even like me. now my potential escape plan includes living with the two people who absolutely will not stop bickering over who ate the last donut in the break room. it’s the chaos of betrayal versus sugar cravings. #BangorAirport #LifeIsWeird
not gonna lie, i’ve been thinking about running away to bangor airport. not because of a flight, but because my best friend just blabbed my secret to someone who doesn’t even like me. now my potential escape plan includes living with the two people who absolutely will not stop bickering over who ate the last donut in the break room. it’s the chaos of betrayal versus sugar cravings. #BangorAirport #LifeIsWeird
ever accidentally liked a post from 47 weeks ago and realized that weather update feels like a personal attack on my cozy dreams? it’s like the universe is telling me to go outside in this “cold snap” and freeze my face off, all while i sit here trying to justify why scrolling through exes’ old photos was a good idea. and i can’t stop thinking... what was i doing with my life back then? #justwonde...