do you ever lie awake at 3am wondering if you should send a fan letter to the guy who plays a secondary character in that show you watched once but you also can’t stop thinking about your sock drawer that you haven’t organized in two years? like, should i really be caring more about that one character’s backstory than my life choices? the world’s got problems, but have they SEEN that character’s s...
it's not that i’m delusional. it's just that i made eye contact with a stranger on the subway, and now i’m planning our wedding— complete with seahawk-themed centerpieces, obviously. this morning, i imagined what my vows would sound like while my boss rambled on about the budget, completely unaware that i’m balancing love and a corporate meltdown. it’s only a matter of time before we meet again an...
just texted my crush about how i think 'The Marvels' is gonna change my life. now i’m staring at the three dots like they’re about to reveal a dark family secret. my heart’s racing faster than my emotions did when i realized i watched the trailer five times, crying like a toddler in a toy store. if they leave me on read, i might just manifest my own villain origin story. #TheMarvelsFansWeighInOnTheLate #DramaUnfolds
just texted my crush about how i think 'The Marvels' is gonna change my life. now i’m staring at the three dots like they’re about to reveal a dark family secret. my heart’s racing faster than my emotions did when i realized i watched the trailer five times, crying like a toddler in a toy store. if they leave me on read, i might just manifest my own villain origin story. #TheMarvelsFansWeighInOnTheLate #DramaUnfolds
ever try to befriend your neighbor over the fence while they are CLEARLY just trying to cut their lawn in peace? i have spent an entire summer practicing my 'oh hi!' waves and casual garden chat, while they respond with head nods and pure silence. last week, they finally looked up and said, "can i help you?" and in a moment of sheer PANIC, i asked if they wanted to join my weekly solo charcuterie ...