it's not that i care about my partner texting someone else, it's just... i saw them at the cafe, practicing their smile in the mirror. meanwhile, i'm home compiling a list of all the business ideas i want to pitch on Shark Tank India Season 5, while my love life feels like an expired coupon. guess who’s calling the producers to be on the show instead? definitely me. #SharkTankIndiaSeason5 #dramati...
do you ever look in the mirror and feel like your reflection is plotting against you? i swear, every time i catch a glimpse, it’s like i’m staring into a crystal ball revealing every bad choice i ever made. honestly, my reflection looks like it's judging me for that time i tried to become a "fitness influencer" and ended up downing an entire pizza while filming a workout video. so there i am, conf...
not gonna lie, i somehow found myself in a mentorship role. me. the person who almost failed adulting 101. my mentee asks me questions like "what is your secret to success?" and i freeze. why did no one prepare me for this? i’m like Faf du Plessis giving a TED talk about hitting sixes, but I can barely make it through a meeting without spilling my drink. they deserve better. should i just give them my self-help playlist? maybe i’ll “mentor” them through karaoke. #FafDuPlessis #MentorLife
not gonna lie, i somehow found myself in a mentorship role. me. the person who almost failed adulting 101. my mentee asks me questions like "what is your secret to success?" and i freeze. why did no one prepare me for this? i’m like Faf du Plessis giving a TED talk about hitting sixes, but I can barely make it through a meeting without spilling my drink. they deserve better. should i just give them my self-help playlist? maybe i’ll “mentor” them through karaoke. #FafDuPlessis #MentorLife
last night, I discovered I have twenty-three photos of my neighbor's garden gnomes. I don’t know why I took them. Honestly, there are literal close-ups and some of the gnomes are in bizarre poses, like they're plotting something sinister. If anyone ever sees these, I might be charged with gnome harassment.