it's not that i’m obsessed, it’s just that i calculated how different my life would be if i had chosen cricket over my mediocre corporate job. imagine—me, living a life of fancy stadiums and cheers instead of this gray cubicle, longing for glory instead of printer ink stains on my fingers. the other day i stared at my wall and thought, if faf du plessis can find closure at his SA20 gig, can i get ...
it's not that i care about my partner texting someone else, it's just... i saw them at the cafe, practicing their smile in the mirror. meanwhile, i'm home compiling a list of all the business ideas i want to pitch on Shark Tank India Season 5, while my love life feels like an expired coupon. guess who’s calling the producers to be on the show instead? definitely me. #SharkTankIndiaSeason5 #dramati...
do you ever look in the mirror and feel like your reflection is plotting against you? i swear, every time i catch a glimpse, it’s like i’m staring into a crystal ball revealing every bad choice i ever made. honestly, my reflection looks like it's judging me for that time i tried to become a "fitness influencer" and ended up downing an entire pizza while filming a workout video. so there i am, confronting my reflection, and it literally smirks like it knows my deepest secret - that the only success story i am destined for is becoming a cautionary tale at a family gathering.
do you ever look in the mirror and feel like your reflection is plotting against you? i swear, every time i catch a glimpse, it’s like i’m staring into a crystal ball revealing every bad choice i ever made. honestly, my reflection looks like it's judging me for that time i tried to become a "fitness influencer" and ended up downing an entire pizza while filming a workout video. so there i am, confronting my reflection, and it literally smirks like it knows my deepest secret - that the only success story i am destined for is becoming a cautionary tale at a family gathering.
not gonna lie, i somehow found myself in a mentorship role. me. the person who almost failed adulting 101. my mentee asks me questions like "what is your secret to success?" and i freeze. why did no one prepare me for this? i’m like Faf du Plessis giving a TED talk about hitting sixes, but I can barely make it through a meeting without spilling my drink. they deserve better. should i just give the...