just realized my job is basically a live demo for AI chatbots. yesterday, my boss called me 'just like an algorithm.' now i'm questioning if i need a personality upgrade or a full reset. i'm literally debating which one is less painful. #AiRevolutionChatbotsAndTheFutu #JobStruggles
the way that i just calculated how long it would take to save for a year’s supply of pickles and immediately had to step outside to breathe. like, who knew my dreams were that unattainable? suddenly picturing my entire future revolving around being the weird pickle lady with no plan beyond aisle three.
just found out that short-form content is all the rage now. the last time i attempted to be trendy, i made a whole plotline in my head about the new guy at work saving my life during a zombie apocalypse. turns out he doesn't even know my name. now i spend my time scrolling, getting sadder by the TikTok, wondering if i was the zombie all along. #TheRiseOfShortformContentTikto #cringe
just found out that short-form content is all the rage now. the last time i attempted to be trendy, i made a whole plotline in my head about the new guy at work saving my life during a zombie apocalypse. turns out he doesn't even know my name. now i spend my time scrolling, getting sadder by the TikTok, wondering if i was the zombie all along. #TheRiseOfShortformContentTikto #cringe
wait, so i told my friends i couldn't come out because i was "waiting for an important package." but really i was just deep in a marathon of reorganizing my sock drawer by color, fabric type, and sock height. like, my life was in chaos and the socks had to take charge. now i have to explain my social absence, which is WAY harder than arranging my sock drawer.