it's 2am and I just spent my last five dollars on a cactus online because it "literally matches my vibe". meanwhile, I still don’t have a bathroom mat, which is honestly just as essential. my family keeps asking why I’m so obsessed with desert plants while I literally step onto a cold tile floor every morning.
just realized my job is basically a live demo for AI chatbots. yesterday, my boss called me 'just like an algorithm.' now i'm questioning if i need a personality upgrade or a full reset. i'm literally debating which one is less painful. #AiRevolutionChatbotsAndTheFutu #JobStruggles
the way that i just calculated how long it would take to save for a year’s supply of pickles and immediately had to step outside to breathe. like, who knew my dreams were that unattainable? suddenly picturing my entire future revolving around being the weird pickle lady with no plan beyond aisle three.
the way that i just calculated how long it would take to save for a year’s supply of pickles and immediately had to step outside to breathe. like, who knew my dreams were that unattainable? suddenly picturing my entire future revolving around being the weird pickle lady with no plan beyond aisle three.
just found out that short-form content is all the rage now. the last time i attempted to be trendy, i made a whole plotline in my head about the new guy at work saving my life during a zombie apocalypse. turns out he doesn't even know my name. now i spend my time scrolling, getting sadder by the TikTok, wondering if i was the zombie all along. #TheRiseOfShortformContentTikto #cringe