it's not that i don't appreciate talent, it's just that everyone is losing their minds over this rocky horror revival with luke evans, and meanwhile, i'm here on my couch, questioning if my neighbor is in a cult or just very dedicated to their own shadow puppetry. last week i finally spoke up about their nighttime theatrics. the day after, i got a "special delivery" of burnt toast and wilted flowe...
not gonna lie, I checked my partner's phone while they were asleep and now I'm mentally haunted by a picture of a burrito they definitely didn't order. it was from that fancy place I mentioned last week but they didn't go alone. now I'm stuck between feeling betrayed by a taco and wanting to know if I should take up Spanish or just keep my distance from burritos forever. funny how a game like Colo...
do you ever feel like you’re carrying a secret that could sink a ship? well, imagine knowing your neighbor's prized pumpkin is actually just a cleverly painted boulder. yes, years of attending fall festivals, admiring that monstrous veggie, and no one suspects a thing. am i a bad person for thinking it’ll all come crashing down if they ever take a closer look? #dramaofautumn #pumpkinmystery
do you ever feel like you’re carrying a secret that could sink a ship? well, imagine knowing your neighbor's prized pumpkin is actually just a cleverly painted boulder. yes, years of attending fall festivals, admiring that monstrous veggie, and no one suspects a thing. am i a bad person for thinking it’ll all come crashing down if they ever take a closer look? #dramaofautumn #pumpkinmystery
so like, my friend asked me to help them merge their PF accounts, and I’m literally just thinking about how I'm pretty sure their partner is cheating. and I'm stuck here feeling all guilty because if I tell them, it might ruin my friendship, but then again, like, do I really want to be part of their relationship collapsing because I have to play clean-up for their bad decisions? it's like, I want ...