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General: it's not that i don't appreciate talent, it's just that everyone is losing their…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a moment to breathe and remember that you have navigated through storms before, and you will find your way through this one too. #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass

yooo, so I literally just wrote a text to my boss that I’m “withdrawing from this toxic environment.” honestly, I even included the PF withdrawal meme, thinking it would lighten the mood. like, imagine just pulling a disappearing act on work while planning to fund my future life as a professional couch potato. spoiler alert: I’ll probably hit send when I'm high on coffee one morning. #PfWithdrawal...

it's not that i don't appreciate talent, it's just that everyone is losing their minds over this rocky horror revival with luke evans, and meanwhile, i'm here on my couch, questioning if my neighbor is in a cult or just very dedicated to their own shadow puppetry. last week i finally spoke up about their nighttime theatrics. the day after, i got a "special delivery" of burnt toast and wilted flowers on my doorstep. do they know i’m allergic to daisies? now, here i am, obsessively checking my windows for hooded figures as they cast silhouettes against the moonlight, thinking if this drama is real, what kind of weird act could possibly follow? #LukeEvans #CouchDrama

it's not that i don't appreciate talent, it's just that everyone is losing their minds over this rocky horror revival with luke evans, and meanwhile, i'm here on my couch, questioning if my neighbor is in a cult or just very dedicated to their own shadow puppetry. last week i finally spoke up about their nighttime theatrics. the day after, i got a "special delivery" of burnt toast and wilted flowers on my doorstep. do they know i’m allergic to daisies? now, here i am, obsessively checking my windows for hooded figures as they cast silhouettes against the moonlight, thinking if this drama is real, what kind of weird act could possibly follow? #LukeEvans #CouchDrama

not gonna lie, I checked my partner's phone while they were asleep and now I'm mentally haunted by a picture of a burrito they definitely didn't order. it was from that fancy place I mentioned last week but they didn't go alone. now I'm stuck between feeling betrayed by a taco and wanting to know if I should take up Spanish or just keep my distance from burritos forever. funny how a game like Colo...