yooo, so I literally just wrote a text to my boss that I’m “withdrawing from this toxic environment.” honestly, I even included the PF withdrawal meme, thinking it would lighten the mood. like, imagine just pulling a disappearing act on work while planning to fund my future life as a professional couch potato. spoiler alert: I’ll probably hit send when I'm high on coffee one morning. #PfWithdrawal...
it's not that i don't appreciate talent, it's just that everyone is losing their minds over this rocky horror revival with luke evans, and meanwhile, i'm here on my couch, questioning if my neighbor is in a cult or just very dedicated to their own shadow puppetry. last week i finally spoke up about their nighttime theatrics. the day after, i got a "special delivery" of burnt toast and wilted flowe...
not gonna lie, I checked my partner's phone while they were asleep and now I'm mentally haunted by a picture of a burrito they definitely didn't order. it was from that fancy place I mentioned last week but they didn't go alone. now I'm stuck between feeling betrayed by a taco and wanting to know if I should take up Spanish or just keep my distance from burritos forever. funny how a game like Colorado State versus San Diego State could lead to bigger issues. still can't believe that burrito came first. #CoStateVsSanDiegoSt #BurritoDrama
not gonna lie, I checked my partner's phone while they were asleep and now I'm mentally haunted by a picture of a burrito they definitely didn't order. it was from that fancy place I mentioned last week but they didn't go alone. now I'm stuck between feeling betrayed by a taco and wanting to know if I should take up Spanish or just keep my distance from burritos forever. funny how a game like Colorado State versus San Diego State could lead to bigger issues. still can't believe that burrito came first. #CoStateVsSanDiegoSt #BurritoDrama
do you ever feel like you’re carrying a secret that could sink a ship? well, imagine knowing your neighbor's prized pumpkin is actually just a cleverly painted boulder. yes, years of attending fall festivals, admiring that monstrous veggie, and no one suspects a thing. am i a bad person for thinking it’ll all come crashing down if they ever take a closer look? #dramaofautumn #pumpkinmystery