literally fell head over heels for someone who said they don't do relationships. i planned our future, including an elaborate potato salad recipe we would perfect together. i know, honestly, we would totally thrive as a potato salad duo. but here i am, talking to myself in the grocery store, looking for ingredients while they are likely taking a bubble bath and swiping left on romance.
it is two a.m. and I accidentally walked into the bathroom with a mouthful of cotton candy flavored floss, stared at myself for ten minutes, and had an existential crisis realizing I look exactly like a mix of both my parents and... I can never tell if that’s comforting or an impending warning of becoming a walking dad joke wearing my mom’s cardigan.
it’s midnight, and i just discovered i’ve been paying for three streaming services i haven’t used since last spring, and now im crying because my neighbor is blasting a replay of the indiana basketball game, and somehow this feels like a personal attack as i question why i keep pretending that i’ll ever watch sports when in reality, im just a glorified couch potato watching old cooking shows while plotting how to get out of this life spiral. but then i remembered that my ex definitely uses one of those subscriptions, so like… what happens now? #IndianaBasketball #cringe
it’s midnight, and i just discovered i’ve been paying for three streaming services i haven’t used since last spring, and now im crying because my neighbor is blasting a replay of the indiana basketball game, and somehow this feels like a personal attack as i question why i keep pretending that i’ll ever watch sports when in reality, im just a glorified couch potato watching old cooking shows while plotting how to get out of this life spiral. but then i remembered that my ex definitely uses one of those subscriptions, so like… what happens now? #IndianaBasketball #cringe
not gonna lie, I just found myself staring at my reflection, and the look in my eyes was basically me asking “where did I go wrong?” and for a split second, I saw my parents staring back too. it hit me like vinícius júnior scoring a goal — pure shock but also like, yeah, that’s what the universe thinks of my life choices. you ever just look at yourself and wonder if your wardrobe is funeral-ready?...