it is two a.m. and I accidentally walked into the bathroom with a mouthful of cotton candy flavored floss, stared at myself for ten minutes, and had an existential crisis realizing I look exactly like a mix of both my parents and... I can never tell if that’s comforting or an impending warning of becoming a walking dad joke wearing my mom’s cardigan.
it’s midnight, and i just discovered i’ve been paying for three streaming services i haven’t used since last spring, and now im crying because my neighbor is blasting a replay of the indiana basketball game, and somehow this feels like a personal attack as i question why i keep pretending that i’ll ever watch sports when in reality, im just a glorified couch potato watching old cooking shows while...
not gonna lie, I just found myself staring at my reflection, and the look in my eyes was basically me asking “where did I go wrong?” and for a split second, I saw my parents staring back too. it hit me like vinícius júnior scoring a goal — pure shock but also like, yeah, that’s what the universe thinks of my life choices. you ever just look at yourself and wonder if your wardrobe is funeral-ready? no? just me? #VinciusJnior #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, I just found myself staring at my reflection, and the look in my eyes was basically me asking “where did I go wrong?” and for a split second, I saw my parents staring back too. it hit me like vinícius júnior scoring a goal — pure shock but also like, yeah, that’s what the universe thinks of my life choices. you ever just look at yourself and wonder if your wardrobe is funeral-ready? no? just me? #VinciusJnior #existentialcrisis
day 47 of thinking my barista hates me. i mean, how many awkward silences do we need after they gave me the wrong drink? now im avoiding that café like its the plot of a bad movie. meanwhile, they probably didn’t even notice i’m gone, just like the coach of a team losing its way while complaining about injuries. do they care about my caffeine crisis? nah. #Napoli #caffeineconfessions