ok but can we talk about how someone I literally shared a monkey bar with in second grade is now acting like they don't know me when we run into each other at the strangest places? like the last time we made eye contact, I swear I was about to ask them if they remembered that time we tried to launch a paper airplane off the roof and it landed in a neighbor's garden gnome. and instead, they just lo...
just unsent a message that probably wasn’t even that bad—only to see that they had already read it. now I am left with nothing but a sinking feeling and a hunger for awkwardness. so I told my couch, "sorry"—you know, the only other entity who would get this chaotic energy—then started scrolling through my texts trying to act like it was no big deal. it's a lot like the time cps energy advised me t...
not gonna lie, i saw that video of Kylie Kelce’s daughter causing pure chaos on her podcast, and like, it literally made me sob. it hit me that my whole life feels like one big toddler meltdown. i just spent my last couple of dollars on snacks for a book club that literally doesn't even read, while my fridge is empty and has been since, like, last month. why do i keep ignoring the alarm on my phone telling me to get my life together? guess we all have our own kinds of chaos to manage. #KylieKelce #adultingfails
not gonna lie, i saw that video of Kylie Kelce’s daughter causing pure chaos on her podcast, and like, it literally made me sob. it hit me that my whole life feels like one big toddler meltdown. i just spent my last couple of dollars on snacks for a book club that literally doesn't even read, while my fridge is empty and has been since, like, last month. why do i keep ignoring the alarm on my phone telling me to get my life together? guess we all have our own kinds of chaos to manage. #KylieKelce #adultingfails
the way that just yesterday i was minding my own business, trying to eat a frozen meal like a normal person, when i saw the news about ujjain. suddenly, my brain spiraled into how the last time my microwave beeped was after my ex told me they were 'busy'. like, what kind of violent tension was my frozen peas sensing? i definitely microwaved a backstory between us. so now i’m stuck questioning if m...