it’s 3am and i just remembered how my childhood best friend passed me in the hall yesterday without even a glance—meanwhile, we once tried to recreate a whole disney movie together using my cat as the lead. but hey, guess what? turns out they're "too busy" with their new life, just like that jaden ivey trade talk—sounds cool until you realize no one actually wants to deal with it in real life. #Ja...
it's not that i'm haunted by my failed attempt at pottery ten years ago, it's just that my 'masterpiece' is still sitting at the bottom of the office supply closet, gathering dust like that last performance review from my boss that didn't exist — did i actually think making a five-legged cat would impress anyone?
so they assigned me a mentee, right? my first thought was "what's a mohammed shami?" turns out it's not even about cricket; i just googled the dude and realized i should really have my life together before coaching someone else. honestly, i’m like a popcorn kernel just waiting to explode, hoping my mentee doesn’t see the shambles that is my reality. now we're both in this "mentoring" chaos, but what happens when they figure out i can't even pick a major without googling "what is a job?" #MohammedShami #mentoringmadness
so they assigned me a mentee, right? my first thought was "what's a mohammed shami?" turns out it's not even about cricket; i just googled the dude and realized i should really have my life together before coaching someone else. honestly, i’m like a popcorn kernel just waiting to explode, hoping my mentee doesn’t see the shambles that is my reality. now we're both in this "mentoring" chaos, but what happens when they figure out i can't even pick a major without googling "what is a job?" #MohammedShami #mentoringmadness
so, I calculated how long it’d take me to save for a single vacation, like just one trip to a beach. then I realized I’d have enough time to graduate, get a job, and probably pay for my kids' college instead... just to find out that orient technologies is handing out bonus shares. meanwhile, I’m here waiting for a sign that my life isn’t a financial black hole. #OrientTechnologiesSharePrice #RealL...