yoo so my side hustle turned into my main income source. not like im actually trying to be successful, but now my aunt thinks i can 'invest' in her knitting business, as if Reggie Miller didn’t need 4 years of college first. still deciding if i’m ready to tell her that my actual ‘main job’ is now just supporting my online shopping habit. #ReggieMiller #familydrama
it’s 3am and i just remembered how my childhood best friend passed me in the hall yesterday without even a glance—meanwhile, we once tried to recreate a whole disney movie together using my cat as the lead. but hey, guess what? turns out they're "too busy" with their new life, just like that jaden ivey trade talk—sounds cool until you realize no one actually wants to deal with it in real life. #Ja...
it's not that i'm haunted by my failed attempt at pottery ten years ago, it's just that my 'masterpiece' is still sitting at the bottom of the office supply closet, gathering dust like that last performance review from my boss that didn't exist — did i actually think making a five-legged cat would impress anyone?
it's not that i'm haunted by my failed attempt at pottery ten years ago, it's just that my 'masterpiece' is still sitting at the bottom of the office supply closet, gathering dust like that last performance review from my boss that didn't exist — did i actually think making a five-legged cat would impress anyone?
so they assigned me a mentee, right? my first thought was "what's a mohammed shami?" turns out it's not even about cricket; i just googled the dude and realized i should really have my life together before coaching someone else. honestly, i’m like a popcorn kernel just waiting to explode, hoping my mentee doesn’t see the shambles that is my reality. now we're both in this "mentoring" chaos, but wh...