it's not that i'm haunted by my failed attempt at pottery ten years ago, it's just that my 'masterpiece' is still sitting at the bottom of the office supply closet, gathering dust like that last performance review from my boss that didn't exist — did i actually think making a five-legged cat would impress anyone?
so they assigned me a mentee, right? my first thought was "what's a mohammed shami?" turns out it's not even about cricket; i just googled the dude and realized i should really have my life together before coaching someone else. honestly, i’m like a popcorn kernel just waiting to explode, hoping my mentee doesn’t see the shambles that is my reality. now we're both in this "mentoring" chaos, but wh...
so, I calculated how long it’d take me to save for a single vacation, like just one trip to a beach. then I realized I’d have enough time to graduate, get a job, and probably pay for my kids' college instead... just to find out that orient technologies is handing out bonus shares. meanwhile, I’m here waiting for a sign that my life isn’t a financial black hole. #OrientTechnologiesSharePrice #RealLifeStruggles
so, I calculated how long it’d take me to save for a single vacation, like just one trip to a beach. then I realized I’d have enough time to graduate, get a job, and probably pay for my kids' college instead... just to find out that orient technologies is handing out bonus shares. meanwhile, I’m here waiting for a sign that my life isn’t a financial black hole. #OrientTechnologiesSharePrice #RealLifeStruggles
it's 3am and I'm six hours deep into a board game marathon, convinced this is my big moment. like, I'm literally trying to train my brain while my boyfriend casually admits he never broke up with his ex—two moves after I defeated him at Monopoly. now I'm on the hook for the rent because he wants to play 'let's be real' instead of ‘let's be done,’ and I'm over here counting the game pieces like the...