not gonna lie, just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me—so here i am, feeling like a backup dancer in my own career, while they’re up on stage like fc barcelona winning everything. meanwhile, i am lowkey struggling to even take my coffee without feeling like it costs my self-esteem. went home last night and saw a poster of my crush, turned out it was just the way the light hit a gr...
literally just overheard someone say they don’t do relationships while I was in the middle of making plans for our entire life together. like, I already picked the venue for our hypothetical wedding and debated names for our two hypothetical kids. and now? now I’m trying to console myself with the drama of barcelona fc updates like it matters—turns out my crush is just as committed to relationship...
the way that i moved across the country for someone who thought that ordering takeout was a life skill, only for them to ghost me after three months—is that not just classic? now i’m sitting here refreshing a live stream for this big derby, wondering where to watch espanyol versus fc barcelona, like my entire existence hinges on these teams not having commitment issues. is this how it feels to cheer for something that will inevitably let you down? because if they can’t stay together, what hope is there for me? #WhereToWatchEspanyolVsFcBarcel #SadSportsFan
the way that i moved across the country for someone who thought that ordering takeout was a life skill, only for them to ghost me after three months—is that not just classic? now i’m sitting here refreshing a live stream for this big derby, wondering where to watch espanyol versus fc barcelona, like my entire existence hinges on these teams not having commitment issues. is this how it feels to cheer for something that will inevitably let you down? because if they can’t stay together, what hope is there for me? #WhereToWatchEspanyolVsFcBarcel #SadSportsFan
yooo, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while pretending to scroll casually. suddenly, im questioning every life choice i made in the last year. i thought about getting up and doing something productive, but instead, im manifesting an apology speech for a relationship that never existed. great, now im fully spiraling thinking about how i can pivot this into an awkward conversation ...