literally just overheard someone say they don’t do relationships while I was in the middle of making plans for our entire life together. like, I already picked the venue for our hypothetical wedding and debated names for our two hypothetical kids. and now? now I’m trying to console myself with the drama of barcelona fc updates like it matters—turns out my crush is just as committed to relationship...
the way that i moved across the country for someone who thought that ordering takeout was a life skill, only for them to ghost me after three months—is that not just classic? now i’m sitting here refreshing a live stream for this big derby, wondering where to watch espanyol versus fc barcelona, like my entire existence hinges on these teams not having commitment issues. is this how it feels to che...
yooo, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while pretending to scroll casually. suddenly, im questioning every life choice i made in the last year. i thought about getting up and doing something productive, but instead, im manifesting an apology speech for a relationship that never existed. great, now im fully spiraling thinking about how i can pivot this into an awkward conversation in the next grocery aisle. #BarcaVs #adultinghard
yooo, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while pretending to scroll casually. suddenly, im questioning every life choice i made in the last year. i thought about getting up and doing something productive, but instead, im manifesting an apology speech for a relationship that never existed. great, now im fully spiraling thinking about how i can pivot this into an awkward conversation in the next grocery aisle. #BarcaVs #adultinghard
today i found out my toxic coworker got promoted, and now they’re my boss. like, are you kidding me? i can already feel the energy shift in the office. i thought i was dramatic for daydreaming about their inevitable downfall, but now i’m literally plotting my exit while they organize their ‘team-building’ icebreakers. on the bright side, i might get to practice saying 'no thanks' with gusto. guess...