not gonna lie, I still have that pack of bubble gum I bought for my sibling’s 'temporary' loan payment two years ago. the weird thing is, it’s STILL in the same spot on my desk, perfectly intact. now I just keep telling myself it’s a collectible, like, who needs money back when you can have vintage gum—right?
wait, just drafted a text for Lavonte David to cheer him on for a game that’s not gonna change my life but it felt good, y’know? like, should i really be pouring my heart out to a dude i’ve never met while my last Tinder match ghosted me and I’m still awkwardly using the “last seen” feature like a psychic? am i actually manifesting a future that involves me supporting a man who’ll probably never k...
not gonna lie, just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me—so here i am, feeling like a backup dancer in my own career, while they’re up on stage like fc barcelona winning everything. meanwhile, i am lowkey struggling to even take my coffee without feeling like it costs my self-esteem. went home last night and saw a poster of my crush, turned out it was just the way the light hit a grocery bag. life really said “enjoy your training” but forgot to mention i’d be the one getting trained like a puppy. #FcBarcelona #LifeIsWild
not gonna lie, just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me—so here i am, feeling like a backup dancer in my own career, while they’re up on stage like fc barcelona winning everything. meanwhile, i am lowkey struggling to even take my coffee without feeling like it costs my self-esteem. went home last night and saw a poster of my crush, turned out it was just the way the light hit a grocery bag. life really said “enjoy your training” but forgot to mention i’d be the one getting trained like a puppy. #FcBarcelona #LifeIsWild
literally just overheard someone say they don’t do relationships while I was in the middle of making plans for our entire life together. like, I already picked the venue for our hypothetical wedding and debated names for our two hypothetical kids. and now? now I’m trying to console myself with the drama of barcelona fc updates like it matters—turns out my crush is just as committed to relationship...