ngl, I just found my old sketchbook from when I thought I was going to be an artist. it’s a mix of angry doodles and terrible puns—one page just says “art is wheely fun” with a drawing of a sad bicycle. every drawing is like a tiny reminder that I never figured out how to draw hands. why did I ever think this was my calling?
ever accidentally checked someone’s phone while they were asleep and, like, everything was fine... until you hit that one app? yeah, that was me. one minute i’m scrolling through their pics of the dog, the next i’m knee-deep in their cringe-worthy diary entries about how “life feels like a scented candle gone wrong.” like, wow. can’t unsee that emotional masterpiece, now my entire perception of th...
ngl, I got left on read for 3 days only to receive a 'lol' like we weren’t mid-crisis over my spiral into hobby debt from all the paintball lessons I never asked for. tbh, my savings account is currently about as empty as my social life since I tried becoming the next Picasso after bingeing that reality art show. but like, maybe that 'lol' was actually the friend code for 'get your financial life together' and not just a punchline? #adultingfail #hobbyregrets
ngl, I got left on read for 3 days only to receive a 'lol' like we weren’t mid-crisis over my spiral into hobby debt from all the paintball lessons I never asked for. tbh, my savings account is currently about as empty as my social life since I tried becoming the next Picasso after bingeing that reality art show. but like, maybe that 'lol' was actually the friend code for 'get your financial life together' and not just a punchline? #adultingfail #hobbyregrets
bruh, so i just found out that my ex is dating my friend and apparently it's been going on for like a month and everyone in our friend group was just acting all casual like they didn’t see me lurking at our hangouts all week trying to get some vibe check and it turns out they were vibing so much they started calling each other “sugar” and now i’m just over here sitting at home staring at the wall ...