yooo, I straight up let my roommate take the blame for the burnt casserole because I panicked and thought, "I can’t ruin my perfect streak of dinner parties." Now I’m sitting here, scrolling through my photos of that disaster while she texts me about her culinary “failures” like, um, those were MY failures, girl! just don’t go taking my “bad chef” crown like that. #selfsabotage #cookingdisaster
it’s three a.m. and my neighbor just slipped on ice while boasting about their perfect lawn. i mean, you can only listen to someone gloat about how "easy" it is to keep up a pristine yard for so long before it gets unbearable. so when i heard that dramatic THUD and their proud flower beds became a battle zone for dignity, oh, the sweet satisfaction was almost poetic. meanwhile, i'm over here watch...
so, the other day, I found myself in this ridiculous back-and-forth with a fan account over the merits of vintage cereal box art. like, who knew that discussing the visual impact of a sugar-coated cornflake could get so heated? honestly, it felt like I was on the verge of losing my social media dignity. and then I realized I was literally arguing with a twelve-year-old who thinks that ‘90s designs were the peak of modern artistry. I’m sitting here like, "I’m sorry, toaster oven, for wasting your time on this nonsense."
so, the other day, I found myself in this ridiculous back-and-forth with a fan account over the merits of vintage cereal box art. like, who knew that discussing the visual impact of a sugar-coated cornflake could get so heated? honestly, it felt like I was on the verge of losing my social media dignity. and then I realized I was literally arguing with a twelve-year-old who thinks that ‘90s designs were the peak of modern artistry. I’m sitting here like, "I’m sorry, toaster oven, for wasting your time on this nonsense."
the way that NTPC is rolling out this massive solar project, it’s like they just watched a rom-com and decided to manifest their love life through energy. like, one minute you're waiting for the bus, the next you're visualizing the universe whispering sweet nothings to you through solar panels. I mean, if they can harness sunlight, maybe I can finally get someone to respond to my last three texts....