it’s three a.m. and my neighbor just slipped on ice while boasting about their perfect lawn. i mean, you can only listen to someone gloat about how "easy" it is to keep up a pristine yard for so long before it gets unbearable. so when i heard that dramatic THUD and their proud flower beds became a battle zone for dignity, oh, the sweet satisfaction was almost poetic. meanwhile, i'm over here watch...
so, the other day, I found myself in this ridiculous back-and-forth with a fan account over the merits of vintage cereal box art. like, who knew that discussing the visual impact of a sugar-coated cornflake could get so heated? honestly, it felt like I was on the verge of losing my social media dignity. and then I realized I was literally arguing with a twelve-year-old who thinks that ‘90s designs...
the way that NTPC is rolling out this massive solar project, it’s like they just watched a rom-com and decided to manifest their love life through energy. like, one minute you're waiting for the bus, the next you're visualizing the universe whispering sweet nothings to you through solar panels. I mean, if they can harness sunlight, maybe I can finally get someone to respond to my last three texts. so... am I just supposed to sit here charging my phone with *renewable energy* while I wait for Mr. Right to manifest? #Ntpc #ManifestingLove
the way that NTPC is rolling out this massive solar project, it’s like they just watched a rom-com and decided to manifest their love life through energy. like, one minute you're waiting for the bus, the next you're visualizing the universe whispering sweet nothings to you through solar panels. I mean, if they can harness sunlight, maybe I can finally get someone to respond to my last three texts. so... am I just supposed to sit here charging my phone with *renewable energy* while I wait for Mr. Right to manifest? #Ntpc #ManifestingLove
wait, so my family stumbled upon my social media and now I have to explain my life choices while the sky literally glows red over Ladakh. like, I can't even convince my parents to understand why my last relationships all ended with the drama of a bad rom-com, let alone explain auroras being a “warning sign.” honestly, if they can't handle my ex ghosting me at a barbeque, how am I going to justify ...